When you find a lit series that has already 4-5 seasons, 20 episodes per season, and 45 min per episode. *refer Image*
I woke up tired about three years ago, and I have never recovered since.
When I see my best friend crying.I’m like who I need to kill?
Me faking a phone conversation so I can avoid someone that’s walking past me.
Is Disney still looking for actors for Alladin? I might not be jasmine, but I’d make the right carpet considering everyone walks all over me.
I took my six years old daughter to my office today. Soon she started crying. All my colleagues gathered around. I asked her what was wrong.
She sobbed, ” Daddy, I’m getting bored walking around. Can you show me those clowns you said you work with.”
Me waiting for a relationship (1st picture)
When someone likes me (2nd picture)
Me: trying to sleep
My brain: * picture*
My Snapchat vs. my boyfriend Snapchat 😂
Bought Quick oats and two days later, My Roommate showed Up with instant oats, not be humiliated, I must find an even sooner oat.
Me: the test was really hard
Friend: The backside took me forever
Me: The what! (*image*)
We all have that one friend who won’t need this in the future.
I have put a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.
My Body: Gives me a signal to sleep the whole day
Me: *goes to bed*
My Body: well, now, I am not doing it.
When you clean your room so well, that the only trash left is you.
Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are too late.
Me: Someone told me to go to hell, Couldn’t find it at first, but now I’m here.
I remember when I was a kid, I could go to the store with $1 and come home with three bags of chips, two candy bars, six-packs of stardust, and a cold drink nowadays. They got a camera everywhere.
Humans evolved from apes 2 million ago.
My friends today.
Me: we studied it right
my brain: lol yeah!
Me: Then what’s the answer?
My brain: *Refer above picture*
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.