What you see vs. What your family sees when you reset the router.
Me: “Please don’t be cracked.”
Dentist: how has your day been? *Me with mouth open *
Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later, the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
The wife asks: “Why did you buy six cartons of milk?”
He said: ” They had avocados.”
Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Me: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good, and you do meditation there?
Me: No, I mix-up all the shoes kept outside and watched people more stressed than me, and my stress goes away.
When Teacher says: “You are the most disciplined student of the class
You: *Left Picture* Your friend: * Right Picture*
You don’t know stress until you own a charger that only works if your phone is at a certain angle.
I’ll study on my bed so that I can rest my back (* In picture *)
Her: At least invite me out for dinner.
Him: I don’t go out with married women, sorry.
Her: but I’m your wife.
Him: I have no exceptions.
Introducing the new Coconut 11 PRO. (*In picture*)
How to put a baby to sleep. Google and Bing Difference
When I hear someone chewing (*In picture*)
My Gravestone: R.I.P You were lazy, didn’t accomplish much had diarrhea a lot.
So this girl gave attitude to my teacher today
Girl: *Rolls eyes*
Teacher: Yeah, keep rolling your eyes; you might find a brain back there.
Stress vs. Me already filled with stress
When someone is waving in your direction, and you are not sure if it is to you. *Image*
This is how our parents used to text back in the day. *Refer image in the picture*
Do I love my job?
But does it enable me to go on exotic vacations and buy all the things I want?
When you get to the car before your mom does and you’re waiting for her to unlock the doors.
*John Cena wakes up in a hospital*
John Cena: where am I?
John Cena: No you can’t