Motivational Speaker ” You can achieve anything you have a tiger in you.”
The tiger in me *attached image*
Police: You didn’t see the red light?
Driver: I saw
Police: Then, why didn’t you stop?
Driver: I didn’t see you.
Are you single?
No, I’m plural.
I meant you’re free this Friday?
No, I’m expensive.
This is Sahara Toilet, The biggest toilet in the world.
Officer Said. “You drinking?”
I said. “You Buying?”
We just Laughed and Laughed.
I need bail money.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house, and then you both just take a nap.
*Picture* cat sitting on the toilet using a mobile phone
Save it for the cat, Susan. I heard you’ve been calling every dog a good boy.
‘ Be Strong’
I whispered to my Wifi Signal.
Normal Cashier. *in the picture*
*Refer Picture*of the cashier that knows the code for that exotic fruit.
My friends when they need Money or a Ride.
Son: Mom, why do some people die young?
Mom: That’s because God takes good people early to him
97 yo granny: (In picture)
I am not an Early bird or a Night Owl. I’m some form of an exhausted pigeon.
Me: It’s finally Sunday. I will sleep all day.
My neighbor at 7 am: *Picture*
“How are you?”
Big Kiwi *In picture*
My dad, when I make a mistake while driving.
My Mom when I made a mistake while driving.
“You are what you eat. what the hell, when did I eat anxiety and Back problems.
When I’m doing nothing at work, then the boss shows up, , and I pretend like I’m doing something.
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought leaves the station without me.