I try to find the good in every situation.
Wait, Typo – Food*
I try to find Food in every situation.
Relatable: This is every office guy ever.
When I catch a typo after I clicked send * behavior in picture*
Person: ” Hey, how are you?”
Person, “aren’t you gonna ask me how I am?”
Me: Oh, I don’t care.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it at least five or six times, you know, just to be sure.
Anyone; Hey, can I ask you something?
Me: [inner panic attack]
5 out of 5 doctors agree.
Pineapple does not belong on pizza.
When someone meets me in person
It’s even uglier up close.
Never give 100% at work. They’ll expect that every day. Always give 50%, so when you give 25%, they’ll think you’re having an off day, and if you ever give 75%, they’ll give you a raise.
Me and unwanted advice and my mom.
When you tell your grandma instead of Mom about the school bully
If you ever feel useless, remember someone made a protective cover for Nokia 3310.
At serious Moment, My behavior:
Without friend * extremely serious*
With my friends *laughing at serious moments*
Mom: if your friend jumped off a cliff, you would jump too?
Me: I would jump first
My Mom: *Face in picture*
Eviction Notice to baby:
Please note that you are requested to evacuate by October 19th as a new tenant will be moving in.
This(refer picture) is my ” how every person above the age of 40 looks at a cell phone” face
When you’re entirely done with everybody and their bullshit.
Welcome to Adulthood. You get mad when they rearrange the grocery store now.
Adulthood is wanting to cry for four days straight but not having the time.
Stop wasting your time for Mr. Right just find the Mr. Left & drag that idiot to right
Holding doors is a question of distance.
*Picture 1* Friendly
*Picture 2* Awkward
*Picture 3* Why are you doing this.